Cute bartenders? Check.
Best burger in SF? (according to the Best Pastry Chef @Google) Check.
Vodka strawberry cocktails in MASON JARS? (seriously, who doesn't love mason jars?) Check.
Delivers your check in an utterly charming way (a used book)? Check.
And if the Tipsy Pig is not the best restaurant name ever, I don't know what is. The Sober Pig?